(In the forest later, the heroes are now flying to the direction of the Powhatan Village when they noticed Kirby, Ponyo, and Sosuke feeling a little tired)
Pazu: Are you tired?
Ponyo and Sosuke: (Nod tiredly) Yes.
Kirby: (Nods tiredly) Poyo....
Tommy: We have plenty of time before sundown. So we'll rest.
(The heroes smiled, glad to hear that. Then on the ground, the heroes rested for a bit. Suddenly, they heard faraway rustling in the bushes. Suspicious, the heroes hid themselves in the nearby bushes and then the source of the faraway rustling is revealed to be the pirates, the serious crew members, Swackhammer, Jafar, and Negaduck calmly livid, and the bumbling crew members exhausted. And even K. Rool, Skurvy, Popple, and Drake's cuts are healed thanks to Him magically healing them. After catching their breaths, the pirates spoke up)
Mojo Jojo: I say we head back to the ship.
Krang: Since we failed the master plan on marooning Pocahontas and John Smith, along with Tommy and Dil's friends....
Dedede: We'll sail away for all we care.
(Swackhammer and Jafar glared at Dedede and the crew. Then during these next two lines by Jafar and Swackhammer, Tommy silently huddled the heroes and they got an idea together)
Jafar: We are not sailing away yet!
Swackhammer: We keep telling you all; Not until we kill Tommy and Dil Pickles and Kirby for good!
Don Karnage: But how long are we going to keep up with this goosey-goose chase?
Ace: I'm tired....
Billy: And hungry....
Snake: And thirssssssty....
Arturo: And my feet hurt!
(Grubber blows a bunch of raspberries, much to Swackhammer, Jafar, and Negaduck's flat confusion)
Swackhammer, Jafar, and Negaduck: (Flatly confused) What?
Ace: He said, "And I'm sweating like a dog!" That's what he said.
Rocksteady: Let's just go back to the ship!
(Then Swackhammer got really mad)
Swackhammer: And you want to go back to the ship?!
Jafar: What kind of pirates are you?!
(Suddenly, they heard a female singing a soft cadenza, getting the pirates' attention)
Bebop: (Snorts) What was that?
Rocksteady: Will of the Wisps?
Megavolt: Or could they be land sirens?
Quackerjack: If they are, good vocals.
(Suspicious along with the crew, Swackhammer, Jafar, Shredder, and Negaduck snapped at the four)
Swackhammer and Shredder: Quiet, cretins!
Negaduck: And keep your big mouths shut!
Jafar: We'll find out soon enough.
(Hidden in the bushes, the singing came from Kairi, wearing a violet cloak with a hood attached to it. With the pirates, Swackhammer and Jafar pushed Drake and Vanitas to the source of the voice)
Swackhammer: Go check it out.
Jafar: No screwing up. And keep on target.
(Drake and Vanitas spoke up to the "Voice")
Drake: Hey, mysterious lady.
Vanitas: Who are you really?
(Kairi, as part of the heroes' plan under Tommy, Dil, and Kirby's cue, took advantage of their curiosity)
Kairi: You'll possibly see soon enough.
Drake: Are you, by any chance, a beautiful babe?
(A short pause, then....)
Kairi: (Voice-over) Yes.
(Drake winks at the crew while the serious crew members and even Vanitas rolled their eyes, for they knew Drake's a sucker for women)
Drake: Do you have a beautiful voice?
Vanitas: That sings a good cadenza?
Kairi: (Voice-over) Yes!
(Kairi then comes out, still in her cloak, and started vocalizing. Drake and Vanitas became love-struck, as if they were seduced)
Drake: Theyareladies!
(Kairi vocalized some more until their held notes made the crew, except the love-struck two crew members, cover their ears)
Klang: Too loud!
Drake: She's a beautiful singer, too!
(The two crew members then started chasing Kairi, only for her to scamper away into another bush)
Drake:Oh, my mysterious lady
What is your name?
(They peek in the other bush, but Kairi is gone already)
Vanitas:Oh, my mysterious lady
From whence have you came?
(Kairi peeks out of another bush and uses her right index finger to seductively usher the two crew members to come to her)
Kairi:La-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la
(The two crew members move to Kairi slowly but the girl ducked under the bush)
Drake:Answer my plea
Drake:Who may you be?
(He clears the bush, but the Kairi’s gone again. Suddenly, she comes up from behind and kicks Drake’s butt literally)
Drake: Doof!
(Kairi sings some notes. Then as the two crew members turned around to see behind them, Kairi snuck behind the dark, pulled his jumpsuit pants section down, revealing his black boxer shorts with white angry skulls, and Kairi then sang some notes again. As she continued the note singing, Vanitas, who pulled up his jumpsuit pants section, almost grabs her arm, but she shrieked and ran off with the two crew members pursuing her still. Swackhammer and Jafar's crew and Tommy and Dil's group went after them)
Drake:Oh, my mysterious lady
Vanitas:What is your name?
(As he and Vanitas sang the next part, Drake noticed a piece of glitter-covered moss, thinking it's from Kairi's cloak, and begins pulling on it)
Drake and Vanitas:Take off that veil
And let me see your face
Why hide your beauty
Beneath that tender lace?
(As the two crew members repeated this line three times, only a little faster, the two crew members continued pulling, as Kairi, who is watching him from on top of a tree branch, sang some notes)
Drake and Vanitas:Take off that veil
And let me see your face
Why hide your beauty
Beneath that tender lace?
Take off that veil
And let me see your face
Why hide your beauty
Beneath that tender lace?
(After singing this line, the two crew members finally got to the end and saw it was actually glitter-covered moss)
Drake: Yech!
(He and Vanitas then noticed Kairi on the tree branch with their backs turned and began to get love-struck even more, with Kairi not noticing)
Drake and Vanitas:What’s your secret?
Kairi:La-la-la-la-la-la
Drake and Vanitas:Tell your secret
Kairi:La-la-la-la-la-la
Drake and Vanitas:Speak, oh, speak, oh, speak
I pray thee
Tell me, oh, tell me
Your name
(Kairi then started singing in a series of cadenzas. As she slowly came down the tree landing on the ground gracefully on her feet, not noticing that the two crew members are still watching, they suddenly, and unknowingly, removed her cloak, revealing her true attire to the two crew members, who suddenly became shocked and surprised. Even Swackhammer, Jafar, Negaduck, and the crew noticed. Tommy and his friends saw all of this and motioned Kairi to stop. After Kairi finished singing, Swackhammer and Jafar turned to the two crew members and the rest of the crew)
Swackhammer and Jafar: (Whispering) It’s Tommy and Dil Pickles and their friends.
(The crew, along with Drake and Vanitas, grinned evilly and started to slowly sneak up on Kairi and the group as Kairi began to conclude their singing. Tommy, Dil, and the group, seeing this, ushered Kairi to stop. As she slowly stopped and turned, Drake and Vanitas are right in front of her and she screamed. After blasting a magic blast from her Keyblade at Vanitas and Drake, she was about to run when Vanitas grabbed her)
Kairi: Let go of me!
(The heroes were about to fight back when Swackhammer aimed his hook at Kairi)
Swackhammer: Surrender right now, or she will die!
Jafar: So what’s it going to be?
Negaduck: Her or you?
(Quickly thinking, Ed threw a rock from a cloth he has, and the rock smacked Swackhammer in the stomach, making him collapse on Vanitas, making him release Kairi. Then the pirates chased the heroes through the forest until they reached a cliffedge. Just when Tommy, Dil, and their group were about to fly, Krang threw a device at them, and upon the device reaching the heroes, it activated a laser cage, trapping the heroes in it. Ed attacked the laser bars, but it didn't work, and Ed was knocked back, shocked by the bars. Swackhammer, Jafar, and their crew came up to them in anticipation)
Jafar: Now what execution shall we think of for all of you?
Swackhammer: I say we cook the animals into food and make the humans walk the plank off this cliffedge.
Jafar: (Eyeing Yoshi) Yes. I always like dinosaur stew….
Negaduck: (Eyeing a quivering Birdo) And maybe even scrambled eggs on a cooked bird….
(Birdo almost fainted, but Double D comforted her)
Double D: (Angrily to the pirates) Have you no hearts?!
Pirates: Nope.
(After Swackhammer got Tommy’s group out of their cage, the pirates backed them up to the cliffedge, preventing them from flying away and/or escape their watery grave by pointing their bladed and/or shooting weapons at them. Tommy’s group then secretly noticed Rudy quietly hiding beneath the sharp rocks below. Coming up with an idea, Tommy’s group secretly smiled slyly, believing their idea will work. Then, Tommy spoke up, getting the pirates’ attention)
Tommy: You know what? Go ahead. Cook the animals into food.
Negaduck: Excellent!
Jafar: (About to speak to the mates) Bring some firewood...!
Dil: Tommy is not finished, however.
Megavolt: (Unaware at first) That’s right.(Realizes)Wait, what?
Tommy: Just go ahead and cook our animal friends, but there’s one thing we don’t want you to do.
Swackhammer: And what’s that?
Tommy: We do not want you and the crew to throw all of us into the cliffedge.
Chuckie: (Secretly being overdramatically scared) Yeah. Even I’m feeling scared thinking of a cruel death like that.
(The pirates thought it over. Then Swackhammer, Jafar, and Negaduck came up with an idea)
Jafar: I know. We’ll just have to hang them!
(Tommy’s group got surprised)
Eddy: You what?
Negaduck: He said we’ll just have to hang you until you're dead.
Swackhammer: Like that idea?
Tommy: (Playing along) You know what. Go ahead. Hang us. Make us swing. But we’re begging you, do not throw all of us down the cliffedge.
(The pirates thought it over again. Then Klang and Fuzzy spoke up)
Fuzzy: I know. Klang and I’ll just have to shoot you dead.
Ed: (Nervously) Oh boy.
Double D: (Nervously) Really?
Klang: That’s right.
Fuzzy: We gonna shoot you dead with our gun and boomstick.
Tommy: (Playing along) Okay. Go ahead. Shoot us dead with your gun and boomstick. But don’t you dare throw all of us down the cliffedge.
(The pirates thought it over. Then Skurvy spoke up)
Skurvy: I know something better. I guess we’ll just have to skin ya!
Dil: Skin us?
Skurvy: Aye. We’re gonna skin ya.
Tommy: (Playing along) Oh, okay. Go ahead and skin us. But there’s one thing we’re begging you not to do.
Swackhammer: And what is it exactly?
Tommy: Please, oh, please, oh, please, whatever you do…. Don’t throw all of us down the cliffedge.
(The pirates noticed the sharp rocks beneath the cliff edge, but thankfully didn’t notice Rudy, and surprise, surprise, they fell for the reverse psychology trick Tommy’s group tricked them with)
Swackhammer: We got it!
Negaduck: Yeah!
Jafar: Let’s throw the humansandthe animals down the cliffedge!
(The pirates quickly threw Tommy’s group, both humans and animals, down towards the sharp rocks below the cliffedge. Then suddenly, a wave of water splashed over the rocks, blocking out the view of the good guys. Below, Tommy’s group luckily dodged the sharp rocks beneath the water and Rudy helped them to shelter at the shores secretly via underwater. Up above while the heroes secretly got to shore, Swackhammer, Jafar, and the crew, except Fuzzy, Bebop, and Rocksteady, mockingly saluted to Tommy's group. But when they noticed Fuzzy, Bebop, and Rocksteady not doing it, Mojo Jojo elbowed the three and made them salute too, making Bebop, Rocksteady, and even Fuzzy realize and salute with them too. Then, the pirates heard Tommy’s group’s laughter, snapping out of their saluting. They looked, and to their shock, noticed them flying in the air)
Dil: (Laughing) Got ya!
Tommy: You really think that’ll be the end of us?
(He points below. Suddenly, the pirates heard ticking)
Swackhammer: Uh-oh.
Negaduck: (In annoyance) Not again.
More to come soon....
Coming up: Back at the ship, Swackhammer's group learn more about Therru's group even more upon learning about Krystal's banishment from their main henchmen and decide on a new plot involving both taking advantage of Krystal’s jealousy and trying to figure out what Tommy's group's weakness is. And meanwhile, after a fun celebration party commemorating Pocahontas and John's rescue at the Powhatan Village, Tommy's group brings all of their friends, especially Therru's group, to see the fairies' dance in Pixie Hollow, which results Tommy and Kimi, Sora and Kairi, Riku and Xion, Roxas and Namine, Terra and Aqua, Ventus and Olette, Ash and Serena, May and Drew, Kristoff and Anna, Jack and Elsa, Bart and Mabel, and Darkwing and Morgana, including Optimus and Elita, to join in in a romantic way. Unknown to the heroes, Swackhammer's group, their mates, and Fat Tony's gang witnessed the whole thing and decide to ante up their plot involving not only Krystal, but also Therru's group.
